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10/23/08 15:43:10 - Headlines
Actual AP Headline: McCain says Obama will 'say anything' to win
My first reaction was, “That’s a hilarious statement coming from any politician.” The whole idea that one side is telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth while the other does nothing but spew lies and venom is absolutely incredible. (If you don’t believe me, check out www.factcheck.org, then tell me which side isn’t at least exaggerating a
Pot calls Kettle "black"
Outraged Kettle supporters demand apology for playing the "soot card"
Pot adds "er... wait, that's not what I meant! By 'black' I really mean 'evil!'"
Pot retracts statement again
Kettle: Pot "out of touch out of touch with American kitchen implements"
Pot running mate accuses press of dwelling on "verbiage", adding "Real America" knows that a Pot is better for stewing moose, anyway
Kettle: “You can put lipstick on a ladle…”
Pot campaign claims umbrage: “Just because she’s skinny and pretty doesn’t mean she’s only good for serving soup”
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